Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Chuck Norris

Well, I found this site funny. Other than that, I probably have some beer reviews to post but I've spent too much time this evening looking for a place to live in Edmonton so you'll have to entertain yourself on that website or on my previous posts or on other websites or on non-computer actions.
OH, and I watched season 2 of Battlestar Galactica within 36 hrs. Man, that show is so good.


Ben, aka BadBen said...

I have this site bookmarked for a good laugh when I need it. Two of my faves:

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

headlessbob said...

Yeah I showed this site to some people at my current job today... needless to say I stopped any work from happening for a good long time.

I like "Chuck Norris can devide by zero."
"Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down." (for its sheer oddness)

John said...

My personal favorite is "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Unfortunately he has never cried. Ever.