tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17819331.post113816355568749065..comments2023-10-12T16:41:29.022+01:00Comments on The Beer Life of Brian: Chuck Norrisbwestcotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16807286428490712912noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17819331.post-1138921854579607102006-02-02T23:10:00.000+00:002006-02-02T23:10:00.000+00:00My personal favorite is "Chuck Norris' tears cure ...My personal favorite is "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Unfortunately he has never cried. Ever.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07211377206552698001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17819331.post-1138348912140989432006-01-27T08:01:00.000+00:002006-01-27T08:01:00.000+00:00Yeah I showed this site to some people at my curre...Yeah I showed this site to some people at my current job today... needless to say I stopped any work from happening for a good long time.<BR/><BR/>I like "Chuck Norris can devide by zero." <BR/>and <BR/>"Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down." (for its sheer oddness)bwestcotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16807286428490712912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17819331.post-1138208049016577602006-01-25T16:54:00.000+00:002006-01-25T16:54:00.000+00:00I have this site bookmarked for a good laugh when ...I have this site bookmarked for a good laugh when I need it. Two of my faves:<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.<BR/> <BR/>Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.Ben, aka BadBenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00686400413182985272noreply@blogger.com