Not venereal disease.. Valentine's day. BTW, currently, I'm listening to all the songs in my iTunes collection that include the word "fuck". This, apparently, includes "Just don't give a fuck" by Eminem, 'Fuck off" by Kid Rock, "Fuckdubs part 1&2" by Tosca, "Rollin' On Chrome (Wild Motherfucker Dub)" by "Aphrodelics" which is an awesome driving tune BTW, "Hey Fuck You" by the Beastie Boys, and "Fucking Hostile" from Pantera. A wide selection if you ask me.
Anyway, this year was the year of Fuck VD for me. Although I've only actually had a girlfriend for one VD ever, the point is that at this one time of year we are all forced to examine our relationships with our relationships & possible relationships. Last year, I examined my current relationship and decided it was something I wanted to put everything I had into... well, a couple of weeks later I was dumped. But this year I had the advantage of not having any relationship to examine. It passed without any event, really. I sat at home, watched TV, and did shit all.
You know, I bet that a lot of relationships end in the two weeks before VD. People freak out and decide if they really want to be with they people they are with. VD is a big event. You better be serious about what you want!
How does this relate to BEER? Well, I think that this year I really should have gone to some bar full of sad singles like myself and had lots of beer like some other desperate woman there... at the very least I would have met some woman in the same situation as myself... even if it didn't go anywhere, we could have made fun of married people or something :P
Anyway, here's to VD (the St. Valentine kind)
Best beer awards ceremony. Ever.
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